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Top SuperStar Rajnikanth jokes..!


Sir Rajinikanth famous as Shivaji Rao in movies is an Indian film actor, media personality, and cultural icon.



1.Why doesn’t Rajnikanth wear a watch? Because he decides what time it is.

2.Rajnikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone.

3.Rajnikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone.

4.Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret.

5.The missing part of the fruit from the Apple logo was eaten by Rajnikanth.

6.Every Christmas, Santa waits for a gift from Rajni.

7.Even Ghajini can’t forget Rajni.

8.Rajni added Facebook as a friend.

9.When Rajni creates his mail id it’s outlook@rajnikanth.com.

10.Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

11.The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.

12.Rajnikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button.

13.Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

14.Gabbar: Kitne Admi the? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar :Aur tum? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,kaun tha woh? Kaliya: RAJNI... Gabbar: Oops! Sorry, my mistake. Chai wai pe bula lete hai sir ko...

15.Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because he found the title insulting.

16.Strong winds in Delhi. Rajni blew his birthday candles.

17.No power cut in Tamil Nadu today. Rajni’s birthday candles blazing.

18.Rajni once took 15 wickets in a one-day match.

19.Rajni once kicked a man. It was later discovered he was the first man on the moon.

20.Rajni and Superman were in a contest. The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants.

21.Rajni can slam a revolving door.

22.Rajni has counted to infinity – twice.

23.When Rajni gives someone the finger, he’s telling them how many seconds they have to live.

24.Rajni got 150 questions in an exam and was asked to answer 100. He answered all 150 and wrote on top, ‘Check any 100’.

25.Rajni’s pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

26.Rajni never tweets. He only roars.

27.What colour is Rajni’s blood? Trick question! He never bleeds.

28.Rajnikanth's cricket team beat Australia by an innings and 44 runs in a One-Day International.

29.When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikanth!

30.Only Rajni sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky.

31.Rajnikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajni's shadow was second

32.Once a farmer put Rajnikanth's picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what...the birds even brought back the grain they stole last year.

33.Rajnikanth's Class 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia.

34.The ice age ended when Rajnikanth lost his cool.

35.Only Rajnikanth has 32 wisdom teeth.

36.The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth

37.Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.


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